What is a Mombie?

MOMBIE | noun

mom-bie

Definition of mombie:

: a mom (or dad, grandma, grandpa, aunt, uncle, etc.) whose mind is perpetually running, constantly on the lookout for the highest quality, most efficient, most aesthetically pleasing items for their children. Never ending. Like a Zombie. Or a Mombie.

: a person awake at 2 am scrolling endless articles and blogs to find a better fix for a kid problem they have already fixed.

: a person who hears a cacophony when seeing loud colors and plastic combined together